Katherine Ryan and her husband Bobby Koostra (Image: Getty)
Comedian Katherine Ryan’s husband, Bobby Kootstra, reflected on a gruesome injury he suffered after a jet-skiing on holiday left him with a torn-up groin. The 42-year-old opened up about the painful incident during the couple’s joint podcast, aptly titled, Telling Everybody Everything. Bobby explained that he was playing around with a child’s water jet ski with a friend during a trip to Canada when the incident that shaved some length off his nether regions occurred.
The Canadian native also declared to listeners that he had a micro penis, which averages at a length of less than 3.67 inches. The podcaster told Katherine: “Right away, I got pulled up and like, one leg drags because of the skis and the bad driving, and then I just felt a pop.” Bobby interjected: “There was like shrinkage, like in a cold pool, for a week, and I was like ‘alright, what is going on here? Why is it [my penis] so small?'”
Bobby detailed the horror incident (Image: YouTube)
During their discussion, Bobby went on to reveal that after much confusion, he opted to search the internet for answers.
He admitted: “I had to Google, ‘torn groin, small penis’. It does happen because of the injury and the muscles – it just kind of shrunk into itself.”
Although finding the answers did offer some reassurance, Bobby added: “I knew at least it was because of this that my penis is so ti:ny now.”
The couple, who have been married for six years and share three children, including Katherine’s daughter from a previous relationship, and are expecting their fourth child, to which the comic joked they had a “good run.”
“Micro penis, 42, with four kids, married to a woman who loves you…,” Katherine hilariously listed, as Bobby agreed: “I was thinking the same thing, I am like, ‘what do I even need a penis for now?'”
Katherine and Bobby are expecting another child (Image: UKTV)
He continued: “With this micro penis thing, I’m just more thankful for the things I have in life… I was like, ‘okay yes, I have this micro penis, I also have a lovely family, a nice garden.'”
Katherine has previously opened up about her family dynamics and how Bobby and her daughter Violet, from a previous relationship, have such a close bond.
The comedian told the Daily Express: “Well Bobby’s just my favourite person so that makes it easy! But in all honesty, I think the key to every relationship is communication right?
“My daughter thinks we’re gross but we do make time for each other where we can, whether it be date night or having dinner on the sofa with our favourite show on when everyone’s in bed.”
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