Breaking News: Panicking ππ’π€π©π¦π ππ¦π¦π·π¦π΄ scrambles for excuses as chaos looms – but Britain wonβt buy it
Panicking ππ’π€π©π¦π ππ¦π¦π·π¦π΄ scrambles for excuses as chaos looms – but Britain wonβt buy it
We’re in trouble, and the chancellor knows it. W@ar in Iran could wreck the fragile UK economy.

Chancellor ππ’π€π©π¦π ππ¦π¦π·π¦π΄ sunk the UK economy before the Iran W@ar was even launched (Image: Getty)
Perhaps Iβm wrong. Perhaps the ayatollahs will buckle under US president Donald Trumpβs onslaught. That would be a fantastic result for the Iranian people, for Trump, the West and the UK economy. It would suit ππ’π€π©π¦π ππ¦π¦π·π¦π΄ nicely too. Right now the outcome hangs in the balance. The regime is digging in and might even be luring the US into a military trap. The longer the fighting drags on, the more itβs going to cost us.
Yesterday the oil price slipped below $100 a barrel after Trump declared the W@ar is βnearly overβ. Iβm not convinced. This W@ar could unleash chaos, and much of it will revolve around oil. Thatβs bad news for the UK economy and even worse news for Reeves. She was banking on inflation dropping to 2% by the spring. That would have let the Bank of England to cut interest rates and relieve pressure on households and businesses. It wonβt happen if crude shoots past $150 or even $200, as some analysts predict.
That could send inflation rocketing toW@ards 5%, and hammer a UK economy thatβs already dead on its feet. It could tip Britain into recession, push unemployment higher, drive up borrowing costs and blow a hole clean through Reevesβs fiscal plans.
As a fair-minded commentator, Iβll note that Reeves didnβt start this W@ar. She didnβt order strikes on Iran or provoke the retaliation that threatens the crucial Strait of Hormuz oil supply route. None of that is down to her. But she canβt use it as an excuse either.
And she will. Thereβs no doubt about that. If the W@ar drags on, Britons will feel the pain. Reeves will have to make some tough decisions. and sheβll pin every single one on events in the Middle East. But that wonβt wash.

Reeves crippled our economy long before the US bombers flew. Her tax raids, especially on business, have sapped confidence and killed growth.
The economy expanded just 0.1% in the third quarter of 2025 and at the same deathly pace in the final three months of the year. Was that down to W@ar in Iran? No, because there wasn’t one.
Sheβs already burned through her fiscal headroom twice. That wasnβt down to Trump or the ayatollahs either. It followed two chaotic Budgets and her decision to carpet bomb Brits with Β£70billion of tax hikes, when sheβd only signalled two precision strikes totalling Β£8.5billion.
Her bungling has left Britain on a knife edge. We had no financial cushion when the next crisis arrived. And now it has. Reeves has another problem.
Every time the chancellor stands up in Parliament she blames everything thatβs gone wrong on the Conservatives. Fair enough. Tory chancellors also raised taxes and pushed debt higher. But Reeves conveniently skips one crucial fact. The pandemic.
Covid support programmes such as furlough and emergency business loans cost roughly Β£375billion, or Β£5,565 per person. Labour repeatedly pushed the Tories to spend even more, and go harder on lockdowns.
The Conservatives didnβt create the virus, just as Reeves didnβt start the W@ar. They still had to deal with the consequences.
Reeves has never suggested that Covid excuses Tory failures. In return, she canβt claim that W@ar in the Middle East somehow absolves her. It doesnβt. All it’s done is expose them.