From left: Hilaria Baldwin and Alec Baldwin attend “The Boss Baby: Family Business” Premiere on June 22, 2021 in New York City. Photo: Monica Schipper/Getty

Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria Baldwin are looking back at their not-so-secret rendezvous on a boat.

On the April 13 episode of The Baldwins, the couple hilariously recalled when they were nearly caught having s3x on the actor’s boat after it stalled.

“You bring me out on a boat,” Hilaria, 41, shared. “I don’t have that much experience with boats, and you get stuck a lot in the sand. For those who don’t have a boat, there’s a Sea Tow, which kinda like…”

“AAA,” Alec, 67, interrupts, referring to the automobile roadside assistance service, and Hilaria continues: “For your boat and it’s gonna take a while.”

From left: Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin attends the Grand Opening of the brand new Planet Hollywood NYC on March 11, 2025 in New York City.Kevin Mazur/Getty

The pair — who went on to marry in June 2012 — had “no kids, we were just starting to date” at the time, according to Hilaria.

“Alec gets some ideas,” the mom of seven recalled. “He’s like, it’s gonna take a long time [for help to arrive]. One thing leads to another, and we’re on the floor of the boat.”

“We’re laying down on the floor of the boat,” the 30 Rock alum said and Hilaria added, “We’re stargazing except it’s bright daylight.”

“We’re rehearsing our stargazing,” he continued. “And Sea Tow said, ‘Oh, maybe about 45 to an hour.’ And sure enough, 15-20 minutes goes by. I was like, bam, bam, bam. They have a horn they blow and we’re like, s—, we have to stop.”

From left: Hilaria Baldwin and Alec Baldwin at The Museum Gala on December 1, 2022 in New York City.

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In a panic, Hilaria recalled thinking she was going to “stay pinned to the ground.”

Alec concluded, “I don’t know what to say. But, it was fun.”

Despite getting busy on the boat, the pair revealed they didn’t kiss for six weeks after meeting on a March 2020 episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. While appearing as a guest host, Alec greeted his wife with a handshake, to which Hilaria said, “Do you guys know that he shook my hand for six weeks and didn’t kiss me when we met?”

“You shouldn’t tell them that!” Alec joked as Hilaria added, “True story. It was just like that.”

“He would tell me all these things about like, ‘I’m going to marry you. I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you. We’re going to have a ton of kids,’ and then he would shake my hand at the end of the night,” she continued.

Alec shared that he had  a good reason for the move, saying, “I didn’t want you to think that I just wanted to have s3x with you.”