Dylan Dreyer was in for a shock when she realized the Valentine’s Day cards she got for her children weren’t as kid-friendly as she had thought.
The Today meteorologist, 41, took to Instagram on Wednesday to share a close-up of the seemingly innocent Valentine, which is attached to a plastic drinking straw.
The love note features a drawing of a double-scooped ice cream cone on the front and says, ‘You’re Ex-Straw Special Happy Valentine’s Day.’
The message is undoubtedly cute, but after closer inspection, Dreyer realized that the swirly straw is shaped like… a penis.
The mother of three couldn’t help but laugh, writing in the caption, ‘Really thought I bought the kid-friendly Valentine pack…’

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Dylan Dreyer, 41, revealed on Instagram that she accidentally bought her sons Valentine’s Day cards with penis-shaped straws, writing, ‘Really thought I bought the kid-friendly Valentine pack…’










The post has more than 1,000 from amused fans, though there were some who didn’t make the connection and were admittedly confused
The hilarious post has been liked nearly 20,000 times and has over 1,000 comments, many of which were from amused fans.
‘I think they were leftover from a bachelorette party and they thought they could re-market them,’ one person wrote.
‘I got the same thing for my kids too haha,’ another mom shared. ‘Not sending these ones to school. I’ll save them for my sister-in-law’s bachelorette party.’
‘It goes with the tie the little girl drew on the pig drawing for class,’ someone else joked, referring to an 11-year-old’s viral drawing featuring a bow tie that also looks like a penis.
However, there were others who didn’t make the connection and were admittedly confused as to what everyone else was laughing about.
‘Someone help me out. What am I missing,’ one person asked.
‘It took me longer than I care to admit to see it,’ another added.
‘I still don’t get it,’ someone else shared.

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Dylan and her husband, NBC cameraman Brian Fichera, have three sons together, Calvin, six, Olivier, three, and Rusty, one

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Earlier this week, The Today star posted an adorable video and photo of her three sons playing in a cardboard box while she put a chair together

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The footage shows the boys having the time of their lives crawling around and tossing the packing paper inside their new play house

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Dreyer also included a snapshot of the chair she assembled, writing, ‘Boxes are made so parents can get things done…’
Dreyer and her husband, NBC cameraman Brian Fichera, have three sons together, Calvin, six, Olivier, three, and Rusty, one.
She often documents her parenting moments on Instagram, where she has more than 774,000 followers.
Earlier this week, The Today star posted an adorable video and photo of her three sons playing in a cardboard box while she put a chair together.
The footage shows the boys having the time of their lives crawling around and tossing the packing paper inside their new play house.
Dreyer also included a snapshot of the chair she assembled, writing, ‘Boxes are made so parents can get things done…’
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