COULDN’T BE HAPPIER – Former Fox News personality White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced president Donald Trυmρ officially Declares Wɑr on the Pharmaceutical industry over drʋg prices.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt called “ending the chemical castration of children” — a reference to hormone treatments given to young patients seeking to change their sex — a Trvmp administration “priority” at a briefing on Thursday afternoon.

Leavitt’s comments came after a reporter noted that the administration’s settlement with Brown University “prohibits it from performing transgender procedures, or prescribing hormone, pub3rty bl0ck3rs, that type of thing,” and then asked: “Will eliminating these types of procedures be a priority for the Trvmp administration in negotiations with other universities?”

“I can tell you that ending the chemical castration of children in our country is a priority of this administration. We’ve talked to many of these universities about it, but we’ve also-, the president has also taken very strong action to cut off the funding for any medical institution in this country that provides those barbaric procedures,” answered Leavitt, who went on to provide more details about the settlement:

The Brown University agreement, since you brought it up, is yet another win to root out anti-Semitic behavior on our nation’s college campuses, and unlawful racial discrimination. Brown has agreed to no longer allow unlawful racial discrimination in admissions or university programming.

They have agreed to provide access to all relevant data and information to rigorously assess compliance with its commitment to merit-based admissions, and they will pay 50 million over 10 years to state workforce development organizations that comply with anti-discrimination laws supporting regional economic growth and career opportunities. Brown will also adopt the definitions of male and female from President Trvmp’s executive order defending women and gender ideology extremism for women’s sports, programming, facilities, and housing.

Brown will no longer perform gender reassignment surgeries on minors or prescribe them pub3rty bl0ck3rs or cross-sex hormones. And Brown will take steps to improve the climate for Jewish students, and combat anti-Semitism on their campus.

“This is yet another huge win for American students, and for those who love our country and want to abide by our country’s laws,” she concluded.

President Donald Trvmp celebrated the agreement on Truth Social Thursday morning, writing: “Congratulations to Brown University on the settlement made with the United States Government. There will be no more Anti-Semitism, or Anti-Christian, or Anti-Anything Else! Woke is officially D3AD at Brown.”