Lisa Hogan humbled Jeremy Clarkson with a stinging swipe at his bedroom skills as Clarkson’s Farm pig breeding scenes take a very personal turn.
Season four of the hit Prime Video series launched on the streaming platform today (May 23) and gave viewers an update on life at Diddly Squat Farm.
The second episode follows the Top Gear presenter as begins the process of breeding his pigs.
He brings in a boar to help things along and points to one of the pens and says to Harriet, ‘So you reckon these are the girls?’
The new farmhand replies, ‘Look at their bums and you can see the little clitoris.’
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Lisa Hogan (centre) humbled Jeremy Clarkson (left) with a stinging swipe at his bedroom skills as Clarkson’s Farm pig breeding scenes take a very personal turn

The second episode follows the Top Gear presenter as begins the process of breeding his pigs

He brings in a boar to help things along and points to one of the pens and says to Harriet, ‘So you reckon these are the girls?’
‘You can’t! They don’t have clitoris!’ Jeremy exclaims.
‘I promise you, they do,’ Harriet says.
‘Pigs have clitorises, I didn’t know that this morning,’ Jeremy says to the camera, looking baffled. ‘There has been no morning in the last 63 years I’ve known that.’
‘He says you can’t see it,’ Harriet tells Jeremy’s girlfriend, Lisa.
‘Jesus, he can’t find it either, I’ll tell you,’ Lisa quips.
The trio crack up laughing as she asks Jeremy, ‘Do you not know what a clitoris looks like? Have you never found one?’
In an interview with The Sun, Jeremy admitted: ‘Lisa’s given up on trying to make me look presentable. I mean, I’ve never heard such nonsense.
‘Trimming eyebrows? What does it matter? I’m 65, it’s not like I’m David Gandy.’

The new farmhand replies, ‘Look at their bums and you can see the little clitoris.’ ‘You can’t! They don’t have clitoris!’ Jeremy exclaims.

‘He says you can’t see it,’ Harriet tells Jeremy’s girlfriend, Lisa. ‘Jesus, he can’t find it either, I’ll tell you,’ Lisa quips.

The trio crack up laughing as she asks Jeremy, ‘Do you not know what a clitoris looks like? Have you never found one?’
The new season has also viewers to Jeremy’s new farmhand, Harriet.
Full-time farmer and nurse Harriet, 24, stepped in to help the former Top Gear presenter while Kaleb Cooper was away, temporarily, on a nationwide talking tour.
Despite the newest instalment only just gracing screens, Harriet has already been well received by fans who have begged Jeremy to ‘find a way of keeping her’.
Many took to social media to rave about the newcomer on Diddly Squat Farm.
One posted on X: ’30 minutes in and I’m calling it already Harriet is going to be massively famous and she could be worth bringing back #clarksonsfarm.’
Another chimed in: ‘And a ‘Star’ is born Harriet Cowen! #clarksonsfarm #amazonprimevideo.’
‘#clarksonsfarm S4 and I already love Harriet ‘4000 years old’ ‘That’s as old as you?’,’ another penned, followed by laughing emojis.
While one viewer said: ‘And I’m already rooting for Harriet… she’s brilliant.’

The new season has also viewers to Jeremy ‘s new farmhand, Harriet. Full-time farmer and nurse Harriet, 24, stepped in to help the former Top Gear presenter while Kaleb Cooper was away, temporarily, on a nationwide talking tour

Despite the newest instalment only just gracing screens, Harriet has already been well received by fans who have begged Jeremy to ‘find a way of keeping her’
‘I love Harriet. And I love that she calls the Lambo ‘she’,’ someone else commented.
The newcomer features in the very first episode and Jeremy said: ‘Later, after I’d fed the animals, finished off the GS4 drilling and gone back to the office to deal with the daily government paperwork, my new helper arrived, a young farmer called Harriet.’
She sits down with the TV star in his office and described her journey from Derbyshire.
Jeremy offers Harriet coffee to which she replies, ‘No thanks, I don’t like coffee, have you got tea?’
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